On this week’s episode of great big ironies, here’s some news. I’m going to have something I wrote go up on a dating advice site. Take that, “write what you know” evangelists! I’m not sure who’s getting the last laugh here, but I really hope it’s me.
On to more exciting stuff.
When I look back on my life to decide on a moment where I really knew I’d made it big, this will probably be it. I feel like I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life and it’s finally here.
To kick off what is sure to be a wonderful career, here’s one of my first real bylines:
What the what? Yeah, I had to read that a couple of times. I have never, ever said I was a professional writer. Unbelievable.
What’s a boy gotta do to get some accuracy around here?